Congratulations to my three amazing Gokettes who wrote these fantastic Christmas poems! There were 1000’s of fantastic entries which had me in stitches but these three really topped it! Have an amazing Christmas and expect your hand-crafted card in the post very soon!!! Big hugs xxx
A gokettes not for xmas,
A gokette is for life.
We have to be ur girlfriends,
Cos we cannot be ur wife.
Xmas comes just once a year,
the festive bells are clanging,
Auntie Gok loves us curvy girls,
because our baps are banging!!
I need my Aunty Gok.
To guide the way in the North Star way
To magic me up a frock!
Thanks guys for all your giggle stories from Twitter today they are fantastic! Below are my favourites you tweeted @therealgokwan and @goksworld. You can also use this blog to upload your favourite stories that have made you roll on the floor, pee your pants or cry with laughter! I want to hear them all!
@therealgokwan @goksworld Remembering peeing on a BFs hand, had her hand under cubicle after loo roll, refused to give it,laughed&sprinkled
@therealgokwan @goksworld doin 2 sneezes @ the same time. Pullin an awful face…but telling the customers at morros its not too contagious
@goksworld my daughter holly is known as the phantom farter. No matter where we r she will drop one. And they are always loud. Lol xx
@goksworld LOL when my teenage daughter said “do they really have people sit and knit shredded wheat like the advert?” makes me chuckle
@goksworld my little boy makes me laugh when he poops & looks to see what it was then wafts his hand saying poo
@goksworld when I bounce on a trampoline and every time I bounce I let out a bit of pee by accident..
@goksworld @therealgokwan It doesn’t matter how old you are…..When the ketchup bottle farts… It’s FUNNY!!!! 😉
@goksworld when my daughter walked in2 a wall, I burst out laughing. Unfortunately, being 6 mths pg also led 2 me weeing myself! Last laugh?
@goksworld I always laugh when my mum coughs and accidently farts too….because she pretends it was her shoes squeaking
@goksworld my husband having a complete squirmy fit over the skin on milk. He’s a big rufty, tufty squaddie but is terrified of milk skin.
@goksworld when my 3 year old tries to make sense of the world. She asked me if cows have bum holes!
@goksworld my 3yr old daughter makes me laugh, my husband farted and she said ”daddy, your bottoms talking”, haha. Xx